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Me and my dad listening to WMYB in the car

• One Direction:   You're insecure,
• Dad:   No, I am not.
• One Direction:   Don't know what for.
• Dad:   You don't know how to listen.
• One Direction:   You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
• Dad:   Okay, thank you.
• One Direction:   Don't need make up.
• Dad:   I don't want any.
• One Direction:   To cover up.
• Dad:   I let it shine!
• One Direction:   Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
• Dad:   I try to stay true to myself.
• One Direction:   Everyone else in the room can see it.
• Dad:   Is my fly unzipped?
• One Direction:   Everyone else but you-ou.
• Dad:   It is, isn't it?
• One Direction:   Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
• Dad:   Please don't call me baby.
• One Direction:   The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
• Dad:   I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
• One Direction:   And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
• Dad:   The floor doesn't make me happy!
• One Direction:   You don't know-oh-oh!
• Dad:   I don't know what?
• One Direction:   You don't know your beautiful!
• Dad:   Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
• One Direction:   If only you saw what I can see.
• Dad:   Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
• One Direction:   You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
• Dad:   No.
• One Direction:   Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
• Dad:   Believe it then look away.
• One Direction:   You don't know-oh-oh.
• Dad:   Oh God, not this again.
• One Direction:   You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
• Dad:   I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
• One Direction:   That's what makes you beautiful!
• Dad:   No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
• One Direction:   So c-come on!
• Dad:   No.
• One Direction:   You got it wrong.
• Dad:   No.
• One Direction:   To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
• Dad:   Unnecessary.
• One Direction:   I don't know why, you're being shy.
• Dad:   I don't know why, you're being stupid.
• One Direction:   And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
• Dad:   We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
• ~CHORUSx2~
• One Direction:   na na na na na na naaa na na
• Dad:   ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya
• One Direction:   na na na na na na
• Dad:   oui oui oui oui oui oui
• One Direction:   na na na na na na naaa na na
• Dad:   si si si si si si siii si si
• One Direction:   na na na na na na
• Dad:   Why are we so repetitive?
• One Direction (Harry's solo):   Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
• Dad:   Do I look like a light bulb?
• One Direction:   The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
• Dad:   Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
• One Direction:   But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
• Dad:   Oh my god!
• ~CHORUS~:  
• One Direction:   You don't know-ow-ow!
• Dad:   Yes I do.
• One Direction:   You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
• Dad:   YES I do.
• One Direction:   You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
• Dad:   YES I DO!
• One Direction:   That's what makes you beautiful!
• Dad:   Never doubt it.
• Me:   Oh my God Dad!
• Dad:   Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
• Dad:   BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?